Saturday, January 22, 2011

Are YOU Qualified to Start Courting?

If you are one of those guys that are staring in the mirror asking yourself if you are ready to start courting, then you’ve come to the right place. In the next few minutes you’ll be able to fully evaluate whether this is a step that you can make at this point in time.

1). Have I spoken with, emailed, chatted with, know the name of or have seen the female of interest before? If you can not honestly answer yes to one of these options you probably shouldn’t pursue her yet because I could probably spout off more random facts about the neighborhood’s stray dog than you could about her.

2). Have you experienced her culinary expertise? WHAT? You don’t know what her cooking tastes like? You mean you are just going to up and marry her and then find out that her kitchen is a cardboard factory? Boy… you have a lot to learn before you get chasing girls!

3). Do you know how to match your socks with your shoes? Actually I’m not sure how this applies to the topic at hand, but I’m sure that in the long run you’ll be grateful you took my advice.

4). Do I have a job? Face it girls like to cook. They need stuff to cook and they are going to expect you to work 8-5 everyday of the week just so that they can have some flour to make the biscuits. It’s life. Girls are demanding like that. They want their flour.

5). Do I have a last name? One of the few things that a girl gets out of marriage is a new last name. It’s like you finally get to toss in the old one and try out a new one. So if you don’t have a last name you are seriously depriving her of the fundamental joy of marriage and you should not inflict such pain on her.

If you by any chance feel that you are qualified to start courting, you may feel free to continue reading the upcoming posts on this blog. If you are not qualified please list your name and credit card information in the comment box and you will be entered to win an “unqualified to court” tshirt at your own expense.


  1. lol!!!! you guys.....are crazy :D

  2. Crazy indeed (in a good sort of way - I think) . . . but if you know how to mine for nuggets of wisdom you can find them here too in the midst of the craziness ;-)

  3. Hey now... Not having a last name is hardly within the control of a man... It's not his fault... Woman should be less selfish in this regard, and know that there are some Godly and otherwise suitable men... that unfortunately do not have last names...

  4. I like my flour :D and love your blog